It took me much longer than I wanted to find a title for this post. This rush of sharing my thoughts is really just cause your girl is horny again. Like someone has hooked three fingers inside my pussy and are dragging me around everywhere kind of horny. I’ve gone to sleep and woken up […]
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And I don’t mean in that my field of fucks is barren kind of way. I mean in that God this man is getting on my nerves but arguing is not going to solve it and sleep won’t fix it. We just have to fuck ourselves into a stupor and maybe somewhere in the post-coital
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Life has been a whirlwind this summer. At this point I have worked a ton more than I planned, my vacations to Amsterdam (AMAZING) and Toronto (not as much but still good for different reasons lol) have been checked off the list, I have five passport stamps thanks to a canceled flight lol, and for
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I’m at the end of a random day. I went in to my office for some meetings and ended up there longer than I planned. I came home and did my hair which will get trimmed in the morning and hopefully I can get my nails touched up before my trip on Friday. I upgraded
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Whenever you are in doubtAs to what I want and what I needDefault to one standard mode of operationAnd you will likely bring me to my kneesJust use your fingersTo be precise the tips of your fingersWith the curly cues and firm padsYou really just need that one part of your handFingertips on my lipsWill
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I may or may not have mentioned my ongoing lust fest with Adam Levine here. I have loved Maroon 5 since the first cd was released many moons ago. My visual assault of the adorkable wonder that is housed in frontman Adam didn’t come about until the second cd hit. He was scruffier, he was
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Written for another call. Just to be clear I haven’t begun auditioning folks in advance of my 40th and even if I was going to quite a few of my exes/former playmates wouldn’t be in the running for a new starring role. It will be a good birthday for me but probably not this good
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As I was walking across the courtyard from one building to the next today I was struck by something. I am genuinely amazingly happy. Happy with my life in some many ways that I couldn’t really enumerate them all and be eloquent but I’ll shoot for a few and see how it goes. I was
I wrote this as part of my writing class with Rachel Kramer Bussel on LitReactor.com (next class starts February 12 if you are interested). I am working on turning others into multiple part stories but this one was somewhat of a one off. If you enjoy it please let me know. If you weren’t impressed
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Most days I’m an average girlI do average girl thingsI workI sleepI watch a bit too much tvI may make it to the gymI regret a few things and then remember old words of wisdom Two tears in a bucketFuck itOn other days I channel the better part of meI am inspiringI am amazing (at
