Not sure how long this will be. I’ve been meaning to write this for a few days. After the storm fronts moved in and out I was pretty well behaved. As I mentioned busy men have lives that don’t accommodate me being spoiled. Plus they are no where near here so it would really just […]
And after all this time we hit post 600 Read More »
At least at my place it does. I will blame green lantern for the latest downpour. She didn’t do anything directly but in her ever increasing efforts to get me naked and under some nice strong man who drills me into the mattress repeatedly until I collapse in a sweaty heap sated and falling asleep
When it Rains It Floods Read More »
There has been unexpected moisture between my thighs lately. That is not how ex-boyfriend season usually starts. It usually begins with men I haven’t thought about let alone wondered about in years finding some random way to connect to me. And after that connection is made they normally go from hey how you doing to
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So I was going to kill some kittens cause I was bored and there was cable rated porn on the tube. But then I started watching Ella Enchanted which killed the mood entirely but I love it so it’s okay. And then I started watching Hysteria and yes I was familiar with the diagnosis being
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i swear i didn’t mean to vanish. between being horny and the snow and annoyance at my office i was distracted. i killed more kittens lately than i have in quite a while and there was still so much work to freaking do that really i wanted to throw a tantrum and turn into the
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……that raindrops would fall. okay i have mentioned here before that i have ombrophilia which is getting turned on from rain or being rained upon. check out the dictionary of unusual sexual terms for more fetishes and interesting words. apparently i didn’t scroll all the way down the page because pluviophilia means the same thing.
nights like this i wish…. Read More »
or minus 5 as the case may be. i rewarded myself with new toys recently. and i must say two thumbs WAY up for the new selection. as a result i worked out a lot of tension and stress last night and the poor kittens paid the price. i woke up feeling like i had
red velvet 5, kittens 0 Read More »
name three people who will be happy i’m helping to keep the pet population under control. ok so the kittens have been dying left and right. it’s helping to relieve the stress and all but i would much rather be enjoying a nice quiet even with Roaming Soldier than hearing the poor kittens whine as
bob barker, the aspca, and Roaming Soldier…. (NSFW) Read More »
okay for the last three or four days it’s been storming something awful around here. it’s great for sleeping but it’s bad for my thoughts. by bad i mean that they have run amuck with thoughts of Roaming Soldier and i doing things that would at least make us guilty of public nudity if not
the rain, writing letters and pms Read More »
well i guess i can’t scratch i think i am horny for i am. but don’t get misled by the title of the post my brain is gonna ramble so just be prepared. i got my plane ticket to go see my family for the holidays which i am excited about. i miss them all
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