anyone got a penny? shiny penny to put in some penny loafers perhaps? okay while i wait on that to come i’ll go ahead and spew some stuff in advance and just patiently await my payment. okay i can’t type yet for some reason my place is freaking on fire and i feel like my […]
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okay ladies and gents, first let me say today is my mother’s 54th birthday. she had me at the ripe old age of 23 and i was a joy and a blessing to be sure. okay so i traumatized her and kept her up all night. didn’t eat my vegetables and slapped my brother around
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I went sky divin’, I went rocky mountain climbin’, I went 2.7 seconds on a bull name Fumanchu.And I loved deeper, And I spoke sweeter, And I gave forgiveness I’ve been denying, And he said someday I hope you get the chance,To live like you were dyin’. okay i hardly ever struggle for titles for
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okay i have to get this first part out before it rots my brain and makes me very unhappy. not sure how long it will be but i am almost positive that something more interesting will come right after it. and for the life of me my brain must be in rot central because i
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i have been having an orgasmic day and i’m sure this will help it out immensely or make it more intense or whatever lol The best of the sex blogs by the bloggers who blog them. Posts are cut at F within each category, categories shift around and change between editions depending on what you
i am half asleep as i type this. well that’s not true, i’m tired but it’s more an emotional thing right now. my mommy, the one that has been acting so wonderful, has finally returned to her normal mommy self and is driving me nuts. she is pouting about any and everything she can be.
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okay so as you can tell, if your browser has refreshed the site at all, the velvet rope has had a little work done. seeing cuddleslut’s new page made me all jealous so i had to get a new one too. okay so that’s not entirely true but i was hoping to find something a
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so as i’m sitting here thinking to myself about what to type i think i might really be at a loss for once. my mind has one central thought circulating through it and there are only so many ways i can explain to you how i want to molest Roaming Soldier. i may enumerate them
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i have really have to get used to going to bed on a regular schedule. it goes against my natural internal clock (haven’t slept since infancy really–weird kid i swear) but the rest of my life needs to be in tune with the rest of the world. primarily because Roaming Soldier, while sweet enough to
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i sure do like talking about myself huh? well of course i do otherwise this blog wouldn’t be up. but this post is probably going to be more humor than deep and introspective. it came up tonight, as it does from time to time, that i am quite appropriately a textbook sub. by that i
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