it’s a humpday two for one

okay i know some of you must be thinking, damn she’s moody. i am a few days a month lol and the rest of the time i am pretty normal and relaxed. while i am in the process of aggravating Emperor i have to say that i have never wanted His hands around my neck or grabbing my hair more than i do right now. this fuzzy gray muck i’m sinking into is by no means enjoyable. imagining Him snatching me out of it with nothing more than, ENOUGH pet!!!, has me intrigued and keyed into Him in the oddest way. i want Him to hurt me, to scare me, to bruise and injure me. i want Him to ferret me away somewhere and keep me sleep deprived and in a bit of terror. i want to be slammed firmly into the gray muck and then drug from it over and over again as He reforms me into what it is He most wants. i want to lose sight of myself and my wants and desires (sort of a catch 22 a that is a want to begin with lol) and be nothing more than a vessel for His pleasure. and then when that demented little beast inside Him has been sated i want to take a long bath together, tend to my minor aches and pains and then push Him over the edge. i’ll be His naughty nanny and terrorize Him. i’ll use all the delightful little impliments i have purchased over the last month on Him until He squeals and squirms and begs me to stop. and when i am about to pass out from my own massive orgasm i’ll spank the living daylights out of Him and relax on the bed as He composes Himself. i’ll roll over on my tummy and switch into yet another role for Him. and somewhere between then and my flight we will take turns being as depraved as two humans can be. the muck sucks but the mind has intense daydreams while there.

bye bye

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Red velvet!

  1. During the reign of Peter the Great, any Russian nobleman who chose to wear red velvet had to pay a special red velvet tax!
  2. It takes 8 minutes for light to travel from the Sun’s surface to red velvet.
  3. Baskin Robbins once made red velvet flavoured ice cream.
  4. Red velvet can only be destroyed by intense heat, and is impermeable even to acid.
  5. The Church of Scientology was founded in 1953, at Washington D.C., by red velvet!
  6. The patron saint of red velvet is Saint Eugenie.
  7. If every star in the Milky Way was a grain of salt they would fill red velvet!
  8. Over 46,000 pieces of red velvet float on every square mile of ocean!
  9. If a snake is born with two heads, the heads will fight over who gets red velvet.
  10. India tested its first nuclear red velvet in 1974!

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this was just funny, especially number five

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Emperor!

  1. Emperor cannot swim!
  2. Emperor is worth his weight in gold – literally.
  3. On average, women blink nearly twice as much as Emperor!
  4. All swans in England belong to Emperor!
  5. The risk of being struck by Emperor is one occurence every 9,300 years!
  6. Emperor can clean his ears with his tongue, which is over thirty-nine inches long.
  7. The Emperor-fighting market in the Philippines is huge – several thousand Emperor-fights take place there every day!
  8. Bananas don’t grow on trees – they grow on Emperor!
  9. In Japan, Emperor can only be prepared by chefs specially trained and certified by the government!
  10. Ostriches stick their heads in Emperor not to hide but to look for water.

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