when i finally turned off my cd this morning and went flipping through radio stations this came on. as a george michael fan, from back when he was in them TEEENY TINY ass shorts, i had to blast it as i finished my drive into work this morning. i know most of you won’t know why that was even necessary beyond me just liking the song but here’s the thing: are you listening very carefully now??? well father figure is the ringtone that comes on whenever i get a call or a text from Emperor. He doesn’t like it when i call Him daddy but when i was flipping through songs to be the ringtone that one stood out for me. i haven’t told Him that of course and whenever He reads this He may want a new one but whenever i hear it it makes me think of Him and i get mostly calm and just a smidge bit horny. anyhoo for those of you that may have forgotten the lyrics here’s father figure:
That’s all I wanted
Something special, something secret in your eyes
For just one moment
To be bold and naked at your side
Sometimes I think that you’ll never
Understand me
Maybe this time is forever
Say it can be
That’s all you wanted
Something special, something secret in your life
Just for one moment
To be warm and naked at my side
Sometimes I think that you’ll never
Understand me
But something tells me together
We’d be happy
(Baby)
I will be your father figure
(Oh baby)
Put your tiny hand in mine
(I’d love to)
I will be your preacher teacher
(Be your daddy)
Anything you have in mind
(It would make me)
I will be your father figure
(Very happy)
I have had enough of crime
(Please let me)
I will be the one who loves you
Until the end of time
That’s all I wanted
But sometimes love can be mistaken
For a crime
That’s all I wanted
Just to see my baby’s blue eyed shine
This time I think that my lover
Understands me
If we have faith in each other
Then we can be strong
I will be your father figure
Put your tiny hand in mine
I will be your preacher teacher
Anything you have in mind
I will be your father figure
I have had enough of crime
I will be the one who loves you
Until the end of time
If you are the desert
I’ll be the sea
If you ever hunger
Hunger for me
Whatever you ask for
That’s what I’ll be
So when you remember the ones who have lied
Who said that they cared
But then laughed as you cried
Beautiful darling
Don’t think of me
Because all I ever wanted
It’s in your eyes baby, baby
And love can’t lie, no
(Greet me with the eyes of a child)
My love is always telling me so
(Heaven is a kiss and a smile)
Just hold on, hold on
I won’t let you go my baby
I will be your father figure
Put your tiny hand in mine
I will be your preacher teacher
Anything you have in mind
I will be your father figure
I have had enough of crime
I will be the one who loves you
‘Til the end of time
I will be your father
I will be your preacher
I will be your father
I will be the one who loves you
‘Til the end of time