| You’re Totally Sarcastic |
 You sarcastic? Never! You’re as sweet as a baby bunny. Seriously, though, you have a sharp tongue – and you aren’t afraid to use it. And if people are too wimpy to deal with your attitutde, then too bad. So sad. |
well duh we are talking about me
| Exotic Dancer Name Is… |
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makes oodles of sense
| You Should Be a Song Writer |
 You have the ability to evoke emotion, tell a story, and hook someone… In a very small amount of words, perhaps with some deft rhyming. Even if you can’t write music, you can sure write compelling lyrics. Lyrics so good, people will have them stuck in their heads! |
there really wasn’t a smut writer category
| You Are Most Like Bill Clinton |
 No doubt, your legacy may be a little seedier than you’d like. But even though you’ve done some questionable things, you’re still loved by almost all. |
good lawd had it been a bush i would have had to hurt someone
| Mariah Carey Shares Your Taste in Music |
 See her whole playlist here (iTunes required) |
mimi is doing much better now that she actually sleeps and has quit making crappy movies
| You Are 4: The Individualist |
You are sensitive and intuitive, with others and yourself. You are creative and dreamy… plus dramatic and unpredictable. You’re emotionally honest, real, and easily hurt. Totally expressive, others always know exactly how you feel. |
half of my favorite number so ok
| Your Ideal Pet is a Little Dog |
 You’re both high strung, hyper, and cute. You’re one of the few people who can get away with carrying your little dog in a little bag. |
guess it depends on the dog but i do like a few small breeds
| You Are 28% Cynical |
 Generally you give people the benefit of the doubt. But there are exceptions. You buy into many of the things that mainstream society believes, but you’re not anybody’s fool. |
slightly disappointed by this one
| Your Love Life Secrets Are |
 Looking back on your life, you will have a few true loves. You’re a little scarred from your past relationships, but who isn’t? You prefer a quirky, unique person to be your lover. You’re easy going about who you’re with, as long as they love you back. In fights, you love to debate and defend yourself. You logic prevails – or at least you’d like to think so. Break-ups can be painful for you, but you never show it. You hold your head high. |
totally agree, but i think i’m done on the looking for folks part
| You Are Elektra |
 There’s really no superhero with more style than you. Because who could beat being sexy assasin ninja? |
umm ok
| Your 2006 Summer Anthem Is |
 Crazy by Gnarls Barkley “I remember when, I remember, I remember when I lost my mind |
good deal
| Your Wrestler Name Is… |
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obie kaybe
| What Your Soul Really Looks Like |
 You are a warm hearted and open minded person. It’s easy for you to forgive and forget. You are a grounded person, but you also leave room for imagination and dreams. You feet may be on the ground, but you’re head is in the clouds. You see yourself with pretty objective eyes. How you view yourself is almost exactly how other people view you. Your near future is still unknown, and a little scary. You’ll get through wild times – and you’ll textually enjoy it. For you, love is all about caring and comfort. You couldn’t fall in love with someone you didn’t trust. |
i like it
| Red Velvet’s Aliases |
 Your movie star name: Brownies John Your fashion designer name is Red Paris Your socialite name is Tig O Bitties New Orleans Your fly girl / guy name is R Vel Your detective name is Tiger Richardson Your barfly name is Blondie Amaretto Sour Your soap opera name is Diane Spring Valley Your rock star name is Chocolate Car Your Star Wars name is Rosben Davrod Your punk rock band name is The Sleepy Dildo |
on that note it’s time for bed