it’s a meme outbreak

You’re Totally Sarcastic

You sarcastic? Never! You’re as sweet as a baby bunny.
Seriously, though, you have a sharp tongue – and you aren’t afraid to use it.
And if people are too wimpy to deal with your attitutde, then too bad. So sad.

well duh we are talking about me

Exotic Dancer Name Is…


makes oodles of sense

You Should Be a Song Writer

You have the ability to evoke emotion, tell a story, and hook someone…
In a very small amount of words, perhaps with some deft rhyming.
Even if you can’t write music, you can sure write compelling lyrics.
Lyrics so good, people will have them stuck in their heads!

there really wasn’t a smut writer category

You Are Most Like Bill Clinton

No doubt, your legacy may be a little seedier than you’d like.
But even though you’ve done some questionable things, you’re still loved by almost all.

good lawd had it been a bush i would have had to hurt someone

Mariah Carey Shares Your Taste in Music

See her whole playlist here (iTunes required)

mimi is doing much better now that she actually sleeps and has quit making crappy movies

You Are 4: The Individualist

You are sensitive and intuitive, with others and yourself.

You are creative and dreamy… plus dramatic and unpredictable.

You’re emotionally honest, real, and easily hurt.

Totally expressive, others always know exactly how you feel.

half of my favorite number so ok

Your Ideal Pet is a Little Dog

You’re both high strung, hyper, and cute.
You’re one of the few people who can get away with carrying your little dog in a little bag.

guess it depends on the dog but i do like a few small breeds

You Are 28% Cynical

Generally you give people the benefit of the doubt. But there are exceptions.
You buy into many of the things that mainstream society believes, but you’re not anybody’s fool.

slightly disappointed by this one

Your Love Life Secrets Are

Looking back on your life, you will have a few true loves.

You’re a little scarred from your past relationships, but who isn’t?

You prefer a quirky, unique person to be your lover. You’re easy going about who you’re with, as long as they love you back.

In fights, you love to debate and defend yourself. You logic prevails – or at least you’d like to think so.

Break-ups can be painful for you, but you never show it. You hold your head high.

totally agree, but i think i’m done on the looking for folks part

You Are Elektra

There’s really no superhero with more style than you.
Because who could beat being sexy assasin ninja?

umm ok

Your 2006 Summer Anthem Is

Crazy by Gnarls Barkley

“I remember when, I remember, I remember when I lost my mind
There was something so pleasant about that phase
Even your emotions had an echo
In so much space”

good deal

Your Wrestler Name Is…

The Masked Pandora

obie kaybe

What Your Soul Really Looks Like

You are a warm hearted and open minded person. It’s easy for you to forgive and forget.

You are a grounded person, but you also leave room for imagination and dreams. You feet may be on the ground, but you’re head is in the clouds.

You see yourself with pretty objective eyes. How you view yourself is almost exactly how other people view you.

Your near future is still unknown, and a little scary. You’ll get through wild times – and you’ll textually enjoy it.

For you, love is all about caring and comfort. You couldn’t fall in love with someone you didn’t trust.

i like it

Red Velvet’s Aliases

Your movie star name: Brownies John

Your fashion designer name is Red Paris

Your socialite name is Tig O Bitties New Orleans

Your fly girl / guy name is R Vel

Your detective name is Tiger Richardson

Your barfly name is Blondie Amaretto Sour

Your soap opera name is Diane Spring Valley

Your rock star name is Chocolate Car

Your Star Wars name is Rosben Davrod

Your punk rock band name is The Sleepy Dildo

on that note it’s time for bed

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