okay please don’t get excited. Emperor has not proposed and i am not about to be whisked away to His private dungeon never to blog again. i just have to share this because it made me giggle. i called a girlfriend because i needed an address. she asked what are you sending me—a wedding invitation??? okay i haven’t laughed that hard in a quite a while. and by the time i was done i was in tears. gave her a good chuckle as well but i left it alone. okay a few more days go by, a different girlfriend, different conversation same question. also got a good chuckle in but i was trying to figure out if i was giving off the happily ever after vibe or something. fast forward to today, a new girlfriend and the same question. now it’s just boggling my mind as if i have missed something entirely. all that these women know about Emperor is His given name and that i have considered relocating to be close to Him. they don’t hear about the doubt on my end or the confusion i sometimes feel from Him. i know i’m approaching “that age” but really red married ROFLMAO. i can’t say that i’d turn Him down but i’d seriously have to get over the shock.
i’ll be loaded down on the way to see Him. i’m trying to decide the best way to get His gifts there without being stuck with a spare bag on the way back. nothing is coming to me save a huge disposable bag which i don’t want to carry. i’ll figure it out of course but it’s an annoyance right now. i still haven’t washed everything that needs to be clean before i go but mom is home and taking it as a project. that would leave with me with lingerie to handle because i just dont need mom asking about the corset or fishnet hose. okay i think that’s enough material to keep you giggling. have a good night/morning
|Your Stripper Song Is
Master and Servant by Depeche Mode
“There?s a new game
Yawn, dancing is so boring without a little spice.
|You Are The Magician
You are powerful and wise – beyond what anyone can see.
Deeply complex, you have the resources to connect to the spiritual and material world.
You posses the knowledge to manipulate your life and the lives around you.
You also have a great healing power, should you choose to use it.
You have unhidden powers that you have yet to tap into.
|You Should Be A Cancer
What’s good about you: you’re incredibly kind, caring, and generous
What’s bad about you: you can be too moody and impossible to understand
In love: you enjoy wining and dining the object of your affection
In friendship, you’re: likely to depend on other friends for emotional support
Your ideal job: historian, marine biologist, or religious figure
Your sense of fashion: you dress to match your mood
You like to pig out on: classic home cooked meals, like mac and cheese
|What Your Face Says
At first glance, people see you as warm and well-balanced.
Overall, your true self is reserved and logical.
With friends, you seem dramatic, lively, and quick to react.
In love, you seem mysterious and interesting.
In stressful situation, you seem like you’re oblivious to the stress.
|Who Should Paint You: M.C. Escher
Open and raw, you would let your true self show for your portrait.
And even if your painting turned out a bit dark, it would be honest.
|You Are 28% Addicted to Love
Might as well face it, you’re a little addicted to love.
You won’t do anything for love, but sometimes you do more than you should.
No one’s worth losing your head for – because in the end you’ll only lose your heart.
Don’t avoid falling in love. Just make sure you don’t get too hooked.
|Your Life Path Number is 5
Your purpose in life is to life freely and collect experiences.
You love life – new adventures, new people, new ideas.
In love, you are fun and even a bit intoxicating. But you won’t stick around for long.
You are impulsive and spontaneous – which sometimes leads you to do things you regret.
|You Are Fozzie Bear
You’re the life of the party, and you love making people crack up.
If only your routine didn’t always bomb!
You may find more groans than laughs, but always keep the jokes coming.
|Your Love Life Secrets Are
Looking back on your life, you will have a few true loves.
You’re a little scarred from your past relationships, but who isn’t?
You prefer a quirky, unique person to be your lover. You’re easy going about who you’re with, as long as they love you back.
In fights, you love to debate and defend yourself. You logic prevails – or at least you’d like to think so.
A break-up usually comes as a shock to you. You always think things are going well.